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Before the Appletini and the Cosmo, back in the mists of time
a "Martini" was gin and vermouth and everything else was a "cocktail".


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FUN COCKTAIL, MARTINI AND DRINKING QUOTES
I like to drink martinis. Two at the most. three I’m under the table, four I’m under the host -Dorothy Parker

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough - James Thurber

I'm pursuing my lifelong quest for the perfect, the absolutely driest martini to be found in this or any other world. And I think I may have hit upon the perfect formula. You pour six jiggers of gin, and you drink it while staring at a picture of Lorenzo Schwartz, the inventor of vermouth - Alan Alda as the character of Hawkeye Pierce from the T.V. series, M.A.S.H

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini - Clark Gable, Mae West, Robert Benchley or Charles Woolcott
(This quote has been attributed to all the above at one time - no one is sure who actually said it!)

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And when that first martini hits the liver like a silver bullet, there is a sigh of contentment that can be heard in Dubuque - William Emerson, Jr.
(This quote is where the martini got it's nickname of a Silver Bullet!)

If it wasn't for the olives in his martinis, he'd starve to death - Milton Berle

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman - George Burns

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt - Dean Martin

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down - Phyllis Diller

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth - George Burns

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all - Will Rogers

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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors ... and miss- -Robert A. Heinlein

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water - W.C. Fields

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. . .the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza - Dave Barry

Happiness is finding two olives in your martini when you're hungry - Johnny Carson

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink - W. C. Fields

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading - Henny Youngman

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day - Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra
(Again another quote attributed to more than one person - in this case it's possible one started the comment and the other finished it!)

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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind - Humphrey Bogart

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough - Mark Twain

I never trust a man that doesn't drink - John Wayne

I like my whisky old and my women young - Errol Flynn

I went on a diet, swore off eating and heavy drinking, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks - Joe E. Lewis

No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power - P.J. O'Rourke

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me - Winston Churchill
(Sir Winston was a notorious lover of dry martinis - his way to mix it was to pour gin into a glass and have the bartender wave the vermouth bottle at him from across the room!)

I can resist everything except temptation - Oscar Wilde


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