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JACKASS, THE MARTINI
I couldn't resist.

Ingredients: Everclear, Billy Beer, Jagermeister, 151 Rum, Jock Strap, Beano, Chili Powder, Jalapeno Peppers, Total Stupidity



WARNING! WARNING!
This is a joke, it is only a joke. Do not try this at home!

I often get told my martini recipes are "girly" drinks. Frothy, fruity beverages that a real man can't drink. Well, I'm a girl, okay? I like "girly" drinks and part of the fun of cocktail hour for me is the accouterments and garnishes that go into creating Diva Drinks. I am, after all, The Martini Diva!

But I took these comments to heart and, after finally being coerced into watching
"Jackass, The Movie", I was inspired by the total insanity of the antics and came up with the perfect "guy" drink! It's a manly drink that should be approached with machismo, caution and probably wearing a hard hat. "No Girls Allowed" - this is entirely for you big, strong guys!

After Jackass 3D came out I revamped the recipe card to this parody of the skull and crutch crossbones from the movie promos.

Y
ou can actually make and drink this martini (minus the jock strap of course) if you're truly a big enough Jackass to try!

Go, ahead, I double dare ya! Make my day, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


Disclaimer: This is a JOKE! I take no responsibility for anyone who's enough of a jackass to try this recipe. Proceed at your own risk.


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