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THE DIVORCE MARTINI
Because there is such a thing as male menopause!

Ingredients: Vodka, Blackberry Brandy, Cranberry Juice, Champagne, Lime, Sugar



He took your home
and all your money
and gave it to
his younger honey.

He bought a car
he thought was slick
to hide the fact
his belly got thick.

He told you forever
but it didn't last
So drink a martini
and dump his ass.

Then say a prayer
to the gods above
and get yourself
A younger love!

Poem ©2010 by TheMartiniDiva.Com.
All Rights Reserved.

"Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams


That's right, you tell him - HIT THE ROAD, JACK!



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